• How do I book with you?

The best way to book is via the email form on the Contact Page. This helps me keep your information more organized, so I’m not scrambling to find your tattoo ideas and photos through text/instagram/facebook.

Turnaround time varies, but I usually don’t like to book out for more than 2 months at a time to keep my schedule flexible.

• Do you take walk-ins?

As of right now, I’m not doing walk-ins. I love the spontaneity and fun of walk-in tattoos, but after 6 years working in walk-in shops and infinity infinity signs later I’m moving towards exploring more of what I want to do artistically.

A little selfish, but I hope this decision leads towards higher-quality, more interesting and unique designs, and ultimately better tattoos for you, the customer.

Who knows though! Stay tuned with our Mailing List for any updates and potential flash events!

• How much for a tattoo?

How much for a bag of groceries? How long is a string? How big is a car?

How deep is the ocean? How high the moon?

• OK dick, what are your rates then? Is there a minimum?

$200/hour or $450 half day (about 3ish hours), $800 full day (6ish hours)

$100 minimum

• Are there any types of tattoos you won’t do?

In the interest of longevity, I don’t do no-outline tattoos, watercolor tattoos, white outline/color outlined tattoos. Also, if I feel like I can’t do the job for you, or someone else can do it better I will let you know!

The goal is to have you looking as good as possible the day of as well as 10, 20 years+ from now.

• What’s your cancellation/rescheduling policy?

You can reschedule once with a 48-hour notice, or if you need some time for whatever reason you can hold off for up to 6 months before your deposit gets forfeited (I ain’t no bank!)

Deposits also forfeited for cancellations, no-shows, and lateness of 30 minutes or more (so please show up on time!)

• When can I expect a response to my email?

I will do my best to respond within 2-3 days!

• Can you send me the artwork before my appointment?

Usually not, unless it is a larger piece I may send a sketch or mockup the day before for approval.

• Where are you located?

5713 4th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11220

59st Station by N or R train

• Do you do any uhhhhhhh free touch ups?

Nope! In my opinion a tattoo should be done well the first time before it ever leaves the shop, and if we need an additional session for whatever reason we’ll be sure to communicate that ahead of time before you go.

However, I understand shit happens. If something happens like your dog scratches your tattoo while its healing or you misspelled your first-born child’s name, feel free to contact me via email to sort it out.

• Answer these queries three and from mine prison thou shalt be free. A traveller wearied and worn arrives at a fork in the road which leads to two villages. In one village the inhabitants always tell lies, and in the other only truth has yet been told. The traveller means to seek refuge in the village of truth. A man from one of the villages is standing in the middle of the fork, but lo! Indication there is not of which village he hails. The traveller approaches the man and asks him one question. From the villager's answer, he divines the proper path. Prithee tell me, what spake the traveller?

Dude, what? How do you keep getting in to my tattoo shop? Please leave.